October 24 & 25, 2008 Magnolia Festival, Live Oak, Florida
Moonalice poster by David Singer
October 24, 2008
According to Moonalice legend, Florida has always been a magnet for the tribe. From the dawn of time, Moonalice tribes got the brochures and treated them like sacred tablets. They revered the pictures of white sand beaches, orange groves, and the Everglades. But the real magnet was sunshine. Sunshine makes hemp grow, which was the tribe needed to know. They wanted sunshine in all its forms. Nature’s Sunshine. Liquid Sunshine. Orange Sunshine. Magnolia Sunshine. It’s all at Magnolia Fest. And so were we.
According to Moonalice legend, the first Moonalice tribes that headed south for the winter never reached Florida. They got lost in Okefenokee Swamp, which at the time was crawling with dinosaurs, snakes, and really creepy bugs. Fortunately, it was also filled with outrageous strains of hemp and some really interesting mushrooms. It took thousands of years before the tribe finally made it to Florida, but when they did they brought their hemp and mushrooms with them. The rest, as they say, is legend.
October 25, 2008
According to Moonalice legend, when your bowl is filled with the good stuff, you smoke it. But when your bowl is completely full of shit, call Joe the Plummer.
According to Moonalice legend, the area around Live Oak, Florida has been home to native tribes going back a very long time. How long? When the first Moonalice tribe members showed up, the place was called Little Acorn. Unfortunately, the tribe proved to be allergic to Spanish moss. No matter how the tribe cured it, Spanish moss provided an unsatisfactory smoking experience. All cough, no buzz. And so the tribe left this area to the Seminoles and the white men. Y’all have done a fine job with it!
According to Moonalice legend, most members of the tribe maintain their amateur status. One exception, however, comes when the going gets weird. When the going gets weird, the whole tribe turns pro. Thanks to the election campaign, the tribe’s pro status has come in very handy. One party is talking about Pro Americans, and we’re here to answer the call. We’re Americans and we’re pros. Put us in coach!
|City, State:||Live Oak, Florida|
|Date:||October 24-25, 2008|
|Dimensions:||12.75 in. x 17.25 in.|
- Listed in the art database at ExpressoBeans.com.
- Listen to the show on October 24, 2008 at Moonalice.com.
- Listen to the show on October 25, 2008 at Moonalice.com.