August 14 & 15, 2007 Hangar on the Wharf, Juneau, Alaska
Moonalice poster by Chris Shaw
(August 14) According to Moonalice legend, leviathans of the sea spent their summers frolicking in Alaska’s Inside Passage and their winters in the warm waters off Mexico and Hawaii. We had heard tell that these giant creatures could still be found near Juneau and sent a fact-finding team to confirm the legend. Expecting to find giant, ocean going mammals, what they found instead was cruise ships. Juneau was crawling with them, without a whale in sight. Could the legend be mistaken? Impossible. As one would expect, the Moonalice Historical Society has empanelled a committee to look into the so-called facts of the matter. Stay tuned.
(August 15) According to Moonalice legend, there is no such thing as a turd flower. Not now. Not ever. Imagine our surprise when we learned that a turd flower from Texas has been living in Washington, DC for the past seven years. We’re in Juneau for only two days and the Moonalice legend has developed as many holes as a large slab of Emmenthaler.
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