March 31, 2013 Sweet­wa­ter Music Hall, Mill Val­ley, CA
Moon­al­ice poster by Alexan­dra Fischer

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, today’s poster by Alexan­dra Fis­cher depicts Elmira Fudd Moon­al­ice, a long time res­i­dent of Mill Val­ley, who made her liv­ing bweed­ing was­cally wab­bits. Unlike her father Elmer, Elmira was a real beauty, which made her speech imped­i­ment all the more adorable. Being a Moon­al­ice, it was not enough for Elmira to waise cute wit­tle bun­nies. No, no, no!! She bred Keis­ter Wab­bits! You fed them the finest hemp bud and they pooped out hash. This may explain why some peo­ple around here are not big fans of hash.

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March 14, 2013 Walden House, San Fran­cisco, CA
Moon­al­ice poster by Alexan­dra Fischer

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, today is Pi Day. It is cus­tom­ary for the tribe to cel­e­brate with pas­try. Recent changes in eat­ing habits put a damper on dessert, but in no way dimin­ished the fes­tive spirit of this show at San Francisco’s Walden House shelter.

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, tonight’s poster by Alexan­dra Fis­cher depicts the lovely Walden House Moon­al­ice, the patron saint of sec­ond chances. Known as House to her friends, Walden taught our tribe how to live one day a time. For all her great qual­i­ties, Walden was a ter­ri­fy­ing musi­cian. Her instru­ment, the Moon­Harp had 7 strings, all tuned to a pitch that caused lis­ten­ers to beg for mercy.

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