May 10, 2012 Apple­gate River Lodge, Apple­gate, Ore­gon
Moon­al­ice poster by Car­olyn Ferris

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, there is a dis­tinct pos­si­bil­ity that the United State will elect a pres­i­dent this yea who has never drunk a cup of cof­fee, a Coca-Cola or a can of beer, to say noth­ing of tribal med­i­cine. Tonight’s poster by Car­olyn Fer­ris pro­vides some advice on what to do if this hor­ri­ble thing actu­ally hap­pens. For those of you at the back, the per­son on the outer part of the pic­ture is you. This thing in the lower cor­ner is your eye. You are look­ing inward at the god­dess WTF Moon­al­ice, who will pull you through the key­hole of your mind, where her Komodo Dragon Poop­sie, her pet hand, Thing, a cou­ple of biplanes, and a shit­load of great herbal med­i­cine will nurse you through what would oth­er­wise be a very grim time. If any­one needs fur­ther expla­na­tion, please talk to Big Steve.

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