July 1 & 2, 2011 Hangar On The Wharf, Juneau, Alaska
Moon­al­ice poster by Den­nis Loren

(July 1) Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, tonight’s poster by Den­nis Loren depicts one of the most unusual of crypto-zoological sea crea­tures. The exis­tence of the Four-Headed Arc­tic Cat­fish was hypoth­e­sized by noted crypto-zoologist Not­ta­clue Moon­al­ice, a sci­en­tist whose dou­ble vision give him twice as much insight as his col­leagues. Not­ta­clue spec­u­lated that the Four-Headed Arc­tic Cat­fish would be highly prized by sushi lovers for its gritty real­ism and pleas­ing color palate. He fur­ther spec­u­lated that the hair balls pro­duced by the Four-Headed Arc­tic Cat­fish would have mag­i­cal pow­ers which might enable a com­plete air­head to run for Vice President.

(July 2) Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, today is the mid­dle day of the year. The entire year is poised on a knife edge, wait­ing for some­thing to hap­pen. Will or won’t it? Only Big Steve Parish knows for sure. Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, on this day in 1776 the Con­ti­nen­tal Con­gress approved a res­o­lu­tion sev­er­ing ties with Eng­land. Because the res­o­lu­tion was printed on hemp paper, they smoked it the next day. That’s why the Dec­la­ra­tion of Inde­pen­dence is dated July 4. Blast from the past: Lt. Gov­er­nor Mead Tread­well. Lt. Gov­er­nor Mead Tread­well attended the show.

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