10–24-08 Mag­no­lia Fes­ti­val, Live Oak, FL poster by David Singer

10/24-25/08 Moonalice poster by David SingerOcto­ber 24 & 25, 2008 Mag­no­lia Fes­ti­val, Live Oak, Florida
Moon­al­ice poster by David Singer

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, when your bowl is filled with the good stuff, you smoke it. But when your bowl is com­pletely full of shit, call Joe the Plummer.

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, the area around Live Oak, Florida has been home to native tribes going back a very long time. How long? When the first Moon­al­ice tribe mem­bers showed up, the place was called Lit­tle Acorn. Unfor­tu­nately, the tribe proved to be aller­gic to Span­ish moss. No mat­ter how the tribe cured it, Span­ish moss pro­vided an unsat­is­fac­tory smok­ing expe­ri­ence. All cough, no buzz. And so the tribe left this area to the Semi­noles and the white men. Y’all have done a fine job with it!

Accord­ing to Moon­al­ice leg­end, most mem­bers of the tribe main­tain their ama­teur sta­tus. One excep­tion, how­ever, comes when the going gets weird. When the going gets weird, the whole tribe turns pro. Thanks to the elec­tion cam­paign, the tribe’s pro sta­tus has come in very handy. One party is talk­ing about Pro Amer­i­cans, and we’re here to answer the call. We’re Amer­i­cans and we’re pros. Put us in coach!


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